{"product_id":"mum-thanks-for-always-loving-me-card","title":"Mum, Thanks For Always Loving Me Card","description":"🌸 Mum, Thanks For Always Loving Me (Even When I Was Being a Dick) Card 🌸\n(Also featuring the iconic fine print: “I get that from Dad.”)\n\nBecause let’s be honest: Mum deserves more than flowers and a weak “love you.”\nShe deserves the truth.\nThe truth being: yes, you were a little nightmare. Yes, she loved you anyway. And yes, it’s 100% Dad’s fault.\n\nPerfect For:\n\nMother’s Day 🌷 (cue tears, laughter, and side-eye at Dad)\n\nBirthdays 🎂 (the card she’ll show everyone at brunch)\n\nRandom “thanks for putting up with me” moments 🙃\n\nFamily drama with a wink 😉\n\nCard Specs (aka Mum-Certified Features):\n\nPremium cardstock, tougher than Mum’s patience. A6 size.\n\nBlank inside — write a heartfelt message, or just confess more ways you blame Dad\n\nEnvelope included, so you don’t just shove it in her hand between mouthfuls of roast dinner\n\n0% subtlety, 100% truth\n\n⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Glowing Mum-Approved Reviews:\n\n“Mum cried, laughed, then gave Dad the death stare. Best £3 I ever spent.” – Zoe, Birmingham\n\n","brand":"Disrupted Industries","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":56957418832032,"sku":"CD-MTFALM","price":5.99,"currency_code":"AUD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0263\/3829\/5867\/files\/27d00f69e34b044ad6c6bef87e75c0586f804269cc1a6cd6ea9394216707724a.png?v=1777119095","url":"https:\/\/thehouseplantshop.com.au\/products\/mum-thanks-for-always-loving-me-card","provider":"The Houseplant Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}