Mum, Thanks For Always Loving Me Card

🌸 Mum, Thanks For Always Loving Me (Even When I Was Being a Dick) Card 🌸 (Also featuring the iconic fine print: “I get that from Dad.”) Because let’s be honest: Mum deserves more than flowers and a weak “love you.” She deserves the truth. The truth being: yes, you were a little nightmare. Yes, she loved you anyway. And yes, it’s 100% Dad’s fault. Perfect For: Mother’s Day 🌷 (cue tears, laughter, and side-eye at Dad) Birthdays 🎂 (the card she’ll show everyone at brunch) Random “thanks for putting up with me” moments 🙃 Family drama with a wink 😉 Card Specs (aka Mum-Certified Features): Premium cardstock, tougher than Mum’s patience. A6 size. Blank inside — write a heartfelt message, or just confess more ways you blame Dad Envelope included, so you don’t just shove it in her hand between mouthfuls of roast dinner 0% subtlety, 100% truth ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Glowing Mum-Approved Reviews: “Mum cried, laughed, then gave Dad the death stare. Best £3 I ever spent.” – Zoe, Birmingham